Tuesday, March 07, 2006

What Happened to Innocent until Proven Guilty?

Today, when I heard that two cocksuckers at the San Francisco Chronicle decided to make their career with their talentless pens by taking a poke at the greatest Baseball player ever, I decided that I must write a post. These asses have become so desperate to write something half way decent that they have stuck their heads in their asses (or their ass in their heads - it is difficult to say) and pulled out the first name on list of guys to bash.

I got a question for these dunces. Why, as a huge bay area sports fan, and an avid reader of the sports page, do I not recognize your names? I'll tell you why - nothing you have ever written is fit to wipe a dying monkey's ass in hell.

If justice is served, these empty dense idiots will be struck by a bus tommorow morning, purging the world of two of it's more sadistic and objectionable souls. To them I will say good riddance. I hope you burn in hell as Long as the third Riech.

Go eat some shit.

Kirby Puckett

My purpose for writing today is not to antagonize an athlete, general manager, or coach, not even to devise a ludacris plot for the Raiders 06 pick. The reason I write today is to mourn one of Baseball's greatest players. He was a 10 time All-Star (in 12 Seasons) and a 2-Time World Series Champion. He made one of the most memorable plays in the history of the game. And much like Roberto Clemente, his great Career ended early and the afterlife took him to soon. From the emphatic smile to the great bat... We miss you Kirby.



R.I.P. Kirby Pucket 1960-2006

Sunday, February 05, 2006

SuperBowl XL

When the gun went off at the end of the Nfc Championship game, admit it you were thinking "Well this is gonna be an intresting SuperBowl" with more than a hint of sarcasm. At the begining of the season who would have thought that the Superbowl sans Atlatnta or Philly or New England or Inianapolis? Despite the lack of starpower and firepower I think this has the ability to be one of the best games in recent memory. Polamolu is as fun to watch as any saftey since Lott and Shuan Alexander did get to the endzone more than any one in the history of the NFL. So here goes my predictions for the 40th Superbowl.

Seatle Defense- For Seattle to win they must continue to contain Willie Parker who has been a joke in the playoffs. They should have no trouble with that. Parker is mr. outside and he will be run down by the NFL fastest Linebackers if he runs the little toss plays. It would be catyclismic if Steel city reerects its running game.
The most impertant thing though for seattle is 2nd year QB Ben Roethilisberger. The steelers running game has been about as bad is it can get getting only about 3.0 ypc in the playoffs. keep Heath miller out of the middle with man coverage and make Ben make good throws. I can't count the number of times over the last three steeler games when Big Ben hit a wide open Hinds Ward or Cedric Wilson. I am not sure I've seen him make a throw that beat good coverage. Don't get to blitz happy becuase they do have good athletic recievers who can run and beat you down the field. When you do blitz run two guys at Ward becuase he is Ben's safety blanket.

Pittsburg Defense- Alexander, Alexander, Alexander. Though Baldy might be one of the best QB's in the game he is more of a manager than a playmaker and Seatle has no explosiveness at Wideout (wich can give Pitt fits). Don't let Alaxander get 5 ypc on first down. Get atleast a few stops in the backfield. Make Hassleback throw on 2nd and 3rd and longs. Don't blitz as much as you have the last two weeks. You won't get through this line at will like you have lately. Only blitz on third downs or on "wadaya got ta Loose" spots like 2nd and Inches. Let Polamalu be but if he gets beat you have to make him cover. Hasslback is too smart to let Troy make as many plays as that idiot Jake Plummer.

Seatle Offense- MVP. Run it. Early, often, inside, outside, over, under, above, below, around. Get a body on Casey Hampton, he is a special nose tackle. Run it left. The leagues best tackle is there and Joey Porter is a disgrace to good defense when it comes to stoping the run. Play Smart. Try to atleast one big play and don't turn the ball over.

Pitt Ofense- Get some big plays, but don't be dumb for the Steelers tjhis game is about defense.

MVP- Matt Hassleback

Final Score- Seatle 28 to 27

That's rigfht Seatle wins.

OH! Jaremy Stevens will catch a tuchdown.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

NFL Playoffs

Ok, I am an idiot. 1/3 of my playoff teams are 4 and 9. But Here we go. My Playoff Teams:

NFC
Seattle
Carolina
Chicago
Dallas
Atlanta
Ny Giants

AFC
Denver
Indianapolis
Cincinatti
New England
San Diego
Pittsburg

My SuperBowl Picks are Atlanta and Indianapolis

With Indi Winning

Indi Will lose to San Diego

Monday, November 14, 2005

Midseason Review

What I got Right:

This is the year of Carson

Cullpepper Blows Goats

Jets- No Playoffs

The Trojans could beat the 49ers

The Lions Would be in playoff contention

Culpepper Blows Goats

Got top of NFC South right with Atlanta/Carolina

If Seattle can overcome mentql problems they will run away with Division

The Hook 'em Horns could beat SF

Cullpepper Blows Goats

MATT JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I Got wrong

'Zona; O.k. They have two wins and one was against the niners

Baltimore- I'm better Kyle Boller

Da' Goddamn Bears

The Buccaneers

The Bungals

The Raiders- Wait 'till next year moss owens plead bitches

The entire NFC East

The Bills Maybe

Cullpepper I thought he wopuld break the interception record, Kno worries he still blows Goats

The 49ers- Personally I thought they would be Endagering the Yucs Winless Record

Oh Don't worry Duante still Blows Goats

T.O.

This seems a little familiar. A talented enigmatic reciever, coming off his best year ever has disiplin problems with his old team. Just like Moss last year. The Weapons, the egos. Could it be, yes it could, TO WILL LINE UP OPPOSITE TO MOSS NEXT SEASON WEARING #81 4 OAKLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

2005 NFL Season Preview

Last year the New England Patriots won the SuperBowl the second they got home field advantage. The reason for this is because the only team that can beat New Enlgand is entirely incapable of competing with them outdoors. As good as the Eagles were, and are, they had and have no chance against New England. The Colts seem to be the only team on par with the Champs, but have some serious psychological hurdles if they plan to be playing in Detroit this February. Which brings us to the questions of will the Pats repeat? Is it finally Peyton's year? Is it finally Donovan's year. All that and more in the I,Cody NFL Preview.

AFC East

1. The New England Patriots- I pick them to win this division only because I believe that they are capable of going 12-4 or 11-5, and as good as the Jets and Bills are I don't see either of them going better than 10-6.

Record EST. 11-5


2. Buffalo Bills- I am in love with the Bills' defense and have been since they gave the Pats a 34-0 Whoopin' on opening day 2003. Though they could potentialy have some quarterBack issues I like Mcgahee and I believe J.P. Losthman, the kid from Tulane, has shown flashes of greatness.

Record EST. 10-6 Wild Card


3. New York Jets- Though they lost very little, I don't expect the Jets to improve on or even duplicate last year. The reason is that without Lamont Jordan behind Curtis Martin, they will be forced to burden the old back even more, and this could be his last year. Chad Pennington could be a good QB on a great team, with a dominating defense, and though the Jets are a solid team with an above average defense They are not great or dominant. He doesn't make enough big plays to propell the Jets to the top of a strong division.

Record EST. 8-8 No Playoffs

4. The Miami Dolphins- Despite a Dominant Defense and an improved running game, it all comes down to the signal caller and as a long as Feely, Ferrot, Feidler, or what ever bad QB they put undercenter is distributing the ball, they will finish last.

Record EST. 6-10 No Playoffs

AFC North

1. Baltimore Ravens- As hard as it is to put anyone ahead of the Steelers, it is impossible to overlook the talent the Ravens have. The only questions on the defense are the suspect line and the losses of OLB Peter Boulware and ILB Edgeriton Hartwell. As good as the defense is, Jamal Lewis can't win games all by himself. Kyle Boller is out of excuses now with a All-Pro Reciever and a healthy Todd Heap. It's time for Boller to Grow up.

Record EST. 13-3 (1st Round Bye)

2. Pittsburg Steelers- Despite Rothlesburger being a year older and a year wiser I don't think that he will improve over last year because, as much as I like him, I feel he played over his head last year, and with Staley Sore and Bettis hurt, he will be relied on more.

Record EST. 10-6 Playoffs

3. Cincinatti Bengals- This is the year of Carson, he has all the tools, and then some, to be an excellent player in this league for years to come. Look for Chad Johnson and Carson Plamer to hook up for a lot of big plays this year, and with an emerging T.J. Houshemendez, Johnson will be doubled less often than ever before.

Record EST. 9-7 No Playoffs

4. Cleveland Browns- EEk! This team is as bad as any team other than the 49ers. With Kellen Winslow out for the season they have 0 offensive weapons. Though Rueben Droughns was good last year for Denver, it was behind a great line, and we'll see how good he really is.

Record EST. 3-13 No Playoffs

AFC South

1. Indianapollis Colts- Peyton, Marvin, Reggie, Brandon, and Edgerrin. Need I Say more. In a Mediocre division they have a chance at homefield advantage wich would be big trouble for New England. They might not be as explosive as Oakland, but the offense is as good as any in the league, and have a much better defense than people think.

Record EST. 13-3 Playoffs (1st Round Bye/Homefield)

2. Jacksonville Jaguars- Defense, Defense, Defense. Fred Taylor Looks about done, so Byron Leftwitch will be thrown to the wolves. Their Run D is silly good, but they are in a pass happy division, so they may give up a few more points in their division games. A guy to look out for Matt Jones, out of Arkansas, who I believe is the rookie of the year.

Record EST. 9-7 No Playoffs

3. Houston Texans- I Like their offense, but if they want to be a contender, they will need Dunta Robinson to be a legite shutdown corner in only his second season. Carr has been a solid NFL starter for a couple of years now, and with the emergence of Andre Johnson, he could have his best season yet. A young team with a good upside, but not there yet.

Record EST. 7-9 No Playoffs

4. Tennesse Titans- As long as Mcnair is there they will compete, but now Mcnair has to find a new favorite taeget with Mason in Baltimore. Drew Bennet is good, but has never had to deal with the No.1 Corner. Still a solid defense, but not anywhere near good enough to compensate for a bad defense.

AFC West

1. Oakland Raiders- They will outscore anyone, except maybe the Colts. Collins will be better and is a lock for 4,000 Yards and 30 TD. Moss is the most talented player in the league and it aint close. Compared to Moss even Terrel Owens is childs play. Moss will explode in Oakland Where if he chooses to moon the crowd, the owner will come do it with him. Charles Woodson is capable of shutting down even the best recievers, but is inconsistent. A guy to watch is Nmamdi Asomough the young, first round pick from Cal in 2002. At, 6'2" he is one the most physical corners ever. Robert Gallery will make the Pro-Bowl and begin a great career.

Record EST. 10-6

2.Denver Broncos- A good not great defense that will be heavily burdened by Plummer, who has difficulty getting the ball to the right team. Bailey is good, but teams often have two receivers who can torch you if you're not careful, and the Broncos lack a second and third Corner.

Record EST. 8-8 No Playoffs

3.Kansas City Chiefs- Improved from last year, but I don't think their offense is as good as Oakland or Indi and there defense is still bad. I like Patrick Surtain, but someone else has to cover the other recievers, and they don't get a great pass rush. I Like them to duplicate what they did last year.

Record EST. 7-9 No Playoffs


4. San Diego Chargers- Yes, I did pick the Chargers to finish last in a division that they dominated last year. The reason for this is becuase I believe Drew Breese was on contract steroids, meaning that he played really well, because his contract was up. I don't see Drew having a season anywhere near as good as last year. Ladanian Tomlinson is the best Back in the NFL, but he was two years ago, when the Chargers went 4-12. A solid defense that will have to play over there heads unless my prediction abpout Drew Breese is wrong.

Record EST. 6-10 No Playoffs

NFC East

1. Philedalphia Eagles- A real no brainer unless Mcnabb gets hurt. This team should win the NFC unless T.O. decides he is unhappy and wages war with the front office again. Kearse is a talented and versatile player that allows Defensive Cooridinater Joe Johnson to get even more pressure in the blitz happy 4-6. Secondary that is capable of locking down dominate offenses. As long as the two corners repeat their 2004 seasons, the defense should be among the leagues best.

Record EST. 13-3 (1st Round Bye/Homefeild)

2. Dallas Cowboys- The defensive aquisitions that this team has made should give them the eastern division's best defense and make up for what their offense may lack. The offense should be in the middle of the pack which could make the Cowboys a solid team, which would have been more than enough in last years soft NFC, but not this year.

Record EST. 8-8 No Playoffs

3.Washington Redskins- The leagues best defense last year was not enough to give Joe Gibbs a happy homecoming, but if Ramsey is healthy and effective, they could be good. However I don't trust Patrick Ramsey and would have a tough time believing in a team with QB issues. If Sean Taylor gets it all together this year, he could be a big time playmaker, but he can't score points for the skins which is why they are near the division's bottom.

Record EST. 7-9 No Playoffs

4. New York Giants- The Eli Manning era is now in the Meadowlands, but even with the aquisition of Plaxico Buress, I'm not sold on their offense. Tiki Barber had a great season last year, but he is aging and I'm not sure he can carry the load again. Keep an eye on Strong Safety Sean Williams, who is one of their few impact players they have on defense.

NFC North

1. Green Bay- Farve. As long as he and Ahmand Green are in the backfeild they will make a bad defense work and be a good team.

Record EST. 10-6

2. Detroit Lions- As long as Joey Harrington is healthy, they can be a dangerous team. First round talent at just about every position on offense, and Mike Williams might be as good as Roy Williams. Boss Bailey and Dre' Bly are the only two plamakers not on the D-line, but they should overcome that.

Record EST. 9-7 Playoffs

3. Vikings- A trendy pick with an improved defense, but Daunte Cullpepper has been average at best without Randy Moss. People forget that when Moss got hurt Daunte was rolling toward Marino's Record, and through more INT's than TD with Moss gone. Top ten defense, but with no running game the attention will be all on Cullpepper and Nate Burleson.

Record EST. 8-8 No Playoffs

4. Chicago Bears- Da Bears. A good defense, but Kyle Orton has to prove to me that he is the next coming of Tom Brady, and Cedric Benson's 34 day holdout could have him out of shape until week 5 or so.

Record EST. 5-11

NFC South

1. Atlanta Falcons- It is really a toss up between the top two teams, but I like thier ability to beat the no.2 team in the division. People say what ever they want about Mike Vick and his inability to be an effective pocket passer, but he wins games and thats what counts. A defense that can force turnovers, like that is always dangerous, but when that is combined with a good offense that presents a serious problem. They run the ball and controll the clock with is why I think they will win the NFC South.

Record EST. 12-4 Playoffs(Win Division)(1st Round Bye)


2. Carolina Panthers- The Most Talented Defensive line in football makes up for a secondary with some holes. The Corners are not exploited because they constently
apply pressure the QB. Kerry Kolbert is a very good receiver who will help to fill the void left by Mousin Mouhamed. Steve Smith is pure speed and should allow the league's deepest backfeild to run all over oppositions. I pick them not to win the Division only becuase the Falcons have a better chance of winning in Carolina than the Panthers have of winning Atlanta.

Record EST. 12-4 Wild Card


3. New Orleans Saints- With their city underwater, the new Orleans Saints have much more on there mind than football, but they still have a very talented core of offensive skill players. This team could be good if Aarron Brooks could be consistent and the defense surprises everyone.

Record EST. 6-10 No Playoffs


4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Carnell Williams is a good back, but may not be well adjusted to the league just yet. Carnell was the speed back and picked up big gains in the open field against tired defenses. A defense that is capable of shutting down just about anyone will need to be in rare form to pick up the slack left by the offense.


NFC West


1. Arizona Cardinals- Best young group of recievers in the league finally have someone who can get them the ball. Kurt Warner brings veteran leadership and superbowl experience to an offense that has lacked just that for so long. Antrelle Rolle may just be better suited to play safety, but for now he is playing corner where his physicality could be a problem for wideouts. Adrienne Wilson is a beast back in the secondary who is an explosive, but inconsistent talent. Darnell Docket is an emerging force at DT with speed and athleticism in the pass rush. Berstrand Berry is in an elite group of pass rushers. He is the best player on that defense, but will need a few more productive seasons before he can be counted on to carry a defense.

Record EST. 9-7


2. St. Louis Rams- No longer the greatest show on turf, but still one of the leagues best offenses. Bulger is more turnover prone than you would like at the QB Spot, but part of that is Mike Martz' insistence on throwing the ball 50 times a game. A fast defense that can be effective in a dome, but can be exposed outdoors. Even in a bad division I don't think they can return to the playoffs.

Record EST. 8-8 No Playoffs


3. Seatle Seahawks- Talented, but flawed. If they can overcome mental issues, they could run away with the division, but Shaun Alexander and Company will be watching the playoffs from home.

Record EST. 8-8 No Playoffs


4. San Fransisco 49ers- Adding a decent left takle to a 2-14 team is hardly enough. Peterson and Carter are healthy and Barlow is a good back in a bad system. New coach Mike Nolan seems confident, but owner John York will never pay now-young-cheap players who will emerge as stars, so the team will never get to where they want to be with York at the helm.

Record EST. 3-13 No Playoffs


League Leaders

Passing

Yards:
1. Manning-4,500
2. Green-4,000
3. Farve-3,800

TD's:
1. Manning-45
2. Mcnabb-35
3. Green- 33

Rushing

Yards:
1. Lewis-1,800
2. Tomlinson-1,700
3. Portis-1,650

TD's:
1. Holmes-25
2. Tomlinson-22
3. Alexander-20

Recieving

Receptions:
1. Harrison-110
2. Ward-100
3. Gonzalez-95

Yards:
1. Moss-1,800
2. C.Johnson-1,500
3. Harrison-1,400

TD's:
1. Moss-18
2. Harrison-15
3. Gates- 12

Defensive

Tackles:
1. Lewis-150
2. Al Wilson-135
3. Urlacher-130

Sacks:
1. Peppers-15
2. Berry-13 1/2
3. Kearse-13

Int's:
1. Reed-8
2. Taylor-7
3. Dawkins-7

Team Rankings

Defensive

Yards:
1. Baltimore
2. Washington
3. Bills

Scoring:
1. New England
2. Pittsburg
3. Baltimore

Turnovers:
1. Buffalo
2. Philedalphia
3. Atlanta

Offensive

Yards:
1. Indianapollis
2. Oakland
3. Philedalphia

Scoring:
1. Indianapollis
2. Oakland
3. Kansas City


Playoff Tree

AFC

Wild Card

Buffalo
New England- New England

Pittsburg- Oakland
Oakland

Division

Oakland
Indianapollis- Indinapollis

New England- New England
Baltimore

Championship

New England- New England
Indianapollis

NFC

Wild Card

Detroit- Detroit
Green Bay

Carolina- Carolina
Arizona

Division

Detroit- Philedalphia
Philedalphia

Carolina- Carolina
Atlanta

Championship

Carolina- Carolina
Philedalphia

Superbowl

Carolina
New England

Superbowl Champs

New England Patriots

Note: If the Raiders lose on opening night in New England I stand by my seletction for superbowl champs, however if the Raiders win I will make another post before Sunday to Give another Playoff branch.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Giant Woes

A season of high hopes was temperarily delayed when the games most dominent hitter had a third off-season Knee surgery. The Giants titan in leff, will for the time being be Pedro Feliz. But they were sopposed to be able to work through it with pop in their geriatric order and a solid picthing staff. Then, Alou went down, Tomko had no more magic and Lowry was ravaged by his own Bull-pen. After dropping two of three to the Dodgers on opening Week, they came to life against the Rockies, sweeping them in SBC. They got swept in a 2 game meeting in Chavez-Ravine and are in the Dodgers Rear-view mirror. Thats all there is to say,for now. I will keep up to date posts on the Giants and am getting in to gear for my specislty, the NFL Draft. 'till then GO GIANTS.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke. What kind of dumbass picks Duke to win the National Championship. Evidently I am exactly that kind of dumbass. Now I'm left with a busted bracket. My final four consist of Gonzaga(Shut up I hear you laughing), Duke, North Carolina, and Illinios. Gonzaga Gon-blew it and Duke ducked out i'm am left with just two of four. I had Luoisville losing to Gonzaga in the Eleight 8. With my pick down and out, I must regroup. I like UNC final call. Does anyone else have a hunch that all of a sudden the Badgers are going to be a really good team against the Tar Heels.


P.S. North Carolina will Play and beat the Illinois in the Final.